For the last month and a half I have been teaching at Motomachi Junior High. This school is my base school so I will be returning there in February until I leave in August. October 1st marked my first day of teaching at elementary schools. I will teach at 9 different schools in the month of October all over Sapporo. Sapporo has 200 elementary schools and 2 million people in the city alone. So while everyone was excited for me to move over to elementary all I could think is one thing- I am bound to get really LOST! When it comes to sense of direction I don't have any. If I have been to a place I can most likely get back with no problem but finding a new destination is just trouble. In the United States I used my GPS for everything and honestly I never remember street names.
October 1st- the big day of going to my first elementary school. The name of the school is Atsubetsukita Elementary School. The directions I was given come on a piece of paper giving me the name, address, the bus stop, the phone number and a drawing that consists of a square with the name of the school. The stop's name is Atsubetukitashogakkou Mae. I had asked my co-teacher at my last middle school how the bus stop was pronounced and he told me not to worry about it "it's too long." The moment he said that I knew somehow that was going to bite me in the butt.
I started off my day like every other: I wake up, talk to Adam, get dressed and run out of my apartment with a coffee in hand. I bike to the subway station, hop on the subway and head in the direction of my school. Once arriving at Shin Sapporo I automatically am surrounded by people running in every way. I figure out where the bus terminals is and then realize that this is not a small bus terminal. In fact, I can literally count over 30 buses scattered all over. I have 6 minutes until my bus leaves, no worries I think just find number 38. 10 minutes later I am still looking. I get enough balls to ask a woman who is sweet enough to drop her cigarette and lead me through the terminals. After 10 minutes of wandering she shrugs and I figure out she has no idea. I am starting to panic, I have 30 minutes to be at the school and the ride alone takes 20 min. *
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In Japan it is extremely rude to arrive late, let alone for work. If you are late they look at you like you just spat on their mother.* Finally after running around I find it! Success is mine!! I concurred finding the bus. Yes, I know that sounds sad but it's the little things that keeps me from going crazy in a land where I don't know the language.
In order not to screw myself over I decide the best idea would be to talk to the bus driver about my final destination. He looks at the paper and nods- "ok." I arrive at the stop and the bus driver says that is the school and points. I get off and think this is awesome I have 10 minutes to spare, I have to be there by 8:30 A.M. I straighten myself out and chug my iced coffee. I walk into one of the most beautiful schools I have ever seen, I feel confident and am thinking "Ariel you got this." I look around and am a nice maintenance man shows me where the office is. I walk into the teachers room where there are around 18 teachers. They all look at me with excitement and greet me with smiles. They then lead me to the middle of the office and I automatically bust out my Japanese introduction. They continue to smile and hand me a cup of coffee. I drink it and politely hand them my directions paper. They all crowd around, look at the paper and burst out laughing. YES, I had gone to the wrong school. This school was not Atsubetsukita it was another school with almost the exact same name!
By now I was already late to my real school, it was 8:35 A.M. A teacher is nice enough to drag me out of the school while the other teachers are still laughing at me. He puts me into his car and drives like we are on the way to the emergency room. He runs red lights, swerves and grins at me once in a while. My body automatically goes into freak out mode. If I was going to have to speak Japanese, this was the moment. I talk to 3 people who have no idea what I am talking about. I feel completely defeated but I figure I will try my Japanese with 1 more person, they don't understand me. Finally I say "I will be there in 5 minutes etc." my driver yells "now 3 minutes.. now 2 minutes... now 1 minute." The person on the other end of the phone finally says call you please just speak English. WHAT?!?!?!?! I was speaking English!!! All I could do was laugh it off and smile from how hilarious this story would be in a couple of hours.
My driver pulls up at my school, he jumps out, grabs my door open and helps me out. He stops the passing traffic and literally hands me over to the kyoto-sensei (vice-principal). I use my broken Japanese to apologize and basically give him a 90 degree bow. A 90 degree bow is really only used when you majorly screwed up..this consider this a major screw up moment. I walk into the school and am placed in the kochosensei's (principal) office. They bring me a cup of coffee coffee, black coffee. I knew this would be deadly to my kidneys but drank it anyways. I finish and am still waiting, they come give me another cup of black coffee. Once again, I drink it because I don't want to offend them and am already messing up big time at this school. So within 45 minutes I had drunk 4 cups of coffee, oh man. Literally four hours later, I was still trembling.. never again.
Luckily, my school was just really excited I was there! After waiting in the kocho-sensei's office they escorted me to an assembly. Where kindergarten through fifth graders sang in unison songs from The Sound of Music. As they left the gym I said goodbye to every single student. My beauty queen wave practicing at Chez Panisse with Melissa finally came in handy! I end up teaching five classes through out the day. The other teachers even took time off from their classes to come see me teach. Everyone was curious about me asking me questions about everything little thing. A little boy left his desk to ask my semi-English speaking guide if everyone in California looked like me. The best part of the day was when I handed out American dollars for the students to see. I handed out ten and one dollar bills, then a penny. This literally could have kept them busy the entire class period. They bent them, felt every crevice, brought out dictionaries to translate the writing and then they SMELT them! I loved that, kids are so awesome!

Since I am the first foreigner that most of these kids/ teachers had ever seen I was treated like a real celebrity. I signed books, got thank you letters and had pictures taken of me with every step I took. As I left at the end of the day all the teachers were waiting for me outside. They all bowed, thanked me and tried to express how excited they were that I was coming back on Monday. I was then taken by a staff member to the bus stop where I should get off and on the bus. All together teaching at elementary schools in Japan is living the good life. Now I have to find 8 other schools this month, lets see how those commutes go down :)